The Great Channels of Virginia – 11-10-2016
You know it is a very special and significant destination when the ‘Roan Mountain Jedi’ Larry Jarret agrees to leave the great state of Tennessee to see it ! This trip was definitely a special occasion as we would be visiting the Great Channels of Virginia. Having been there a few times before, I place it on my list of ‘must see before you die’ as it really is a local wonder of the world. I mean, where else can you see sandstone rocks that are over 400 million years old carved out by ice ! On this trip would also be John Forbes who has explored this area extensively more times than anyone I have ever heard of. There would also be another first timer with us, my son, Tyler Tarpley. It was a bright, sunny Fall morning with warm temps and after a short delay (as Gnomes must have their breakfast and espresso) the Camel Servicer`s Union would find ourselves at a nice local waterfall that was along the way.

Group shot from within the Great Channels of Virginia (top to bottom = John Forbes, Tyler Tarpley, Randy Tarpley, and Larry Jarret)
After the waterfall we would soon be at the trail head and heading up the mountain. The first stop would be at the old cabin where as history dictates is where a former caretaker lived a long time ago. It has some very old and interesting features. I am sure if it could talk we would have been there for much longer ! Once we got much higher on the mountain I noticed a rather large, vertical rock face that I caught a glimpse of through the dense trees and laurels. Needing a rest anyway, I climbed up to it and to my amazement found a whole other world hidden there. Of course I summoned the others and we began an extensive sweep of the area. This would pay off immensely as we not only discovered a lot of really large , vertical cliffs and rock towers to play on but, also a superb crack to climb up which also hid a special treat being a nice cave room located deep within its belly.

One of the first things you see along the trail is this rock. Some call it a heart rock but, I call it a butt rock for obvious reasons !

Looking higher up the crack above the stingray rock you can see some potential headache rocks looming

In case you did not think the stingray rock was very big in the other pics, here you can see its size as john begins his squeeze by it to access the cave room it guards

One inch at a time John makes his way past the stingray rock to gain access to what it and the crack is hiding.

Once John was inside, I somehow squeezed my fat behind through the small opening to join him. Here John is continuing deeper into the crack

John in the back of crack in the small cave room. There were some bone looking rock formations back there.

John`s view of me from his position in the back of the crack cave. He had to use a flash to make this possible. (Photo by John Forbes)

Tyler and I climbed around the base to see if we could get on top of the cliffs but, there was always an obstacle that would have to be climbed to make that possible. Here Tyler investigates a shorter crack to see if could be safely climbed without ropes.

Tyler could have pulled himself up through the laurel trees and got on top but, we didn`t really have the time to spend on it.

Looking up this cliff at the overhanging rock on top, it reminded me of a larger version of Sitting Bear rock.
After the long exploratory break at the new cliffs the journey was back in action as we completed the steep climb up to the top and got our first sight of the old fire tower that sits on top of the Channels. It was a clear day so the views were abounding. We would take a quick shortcut over to what John and I call the ‘Hidden Channels’ which are a smaller version located in an inconspicuous area reached by a short side trail through some laurel bushes found before you reach the tower where the approach trail ends. Most folks that do venture out here walk on the tops of these and do not climb down into the more narrow cracks found there. That is their loss as there is an entire subterranean world that lies below that John and I had found on previous trips here. After a short time here we would continue on to the tower.

Looking down on Tyler who is taking a break at one of the entrances to the lower world of the hidden channels

Three amigos on top of the Hidden Channels (left to right: Larry, Tyler, RAT) (Photo by John Forbes)
Just behind the tower is a large crack that is too wide to step or easily jump over and our Gnome friend John is notorious for flying across it. This trip would be no exception and we even had Tyler doing it as well. As I was photographing this traditional event Tyler and I noticed there was more to the crack than I had seen before and located a way that we might be able to get down into it. After bringing this to John`s attention, we decided that we would definitely be checking that out before the day was over !

Not all Gnomes can fly but, this one can !! John displays this as he seemingly flies across the huge chasm !
Of course it was imperative that we all climb the tower. Although I have seen many do this, it is not recommended and is frowned upon by the powers that be which I am sure is mainly due to liability so I must tell you not to do it !! The lower sections of the stairs have been removed and there is signage to discourage this however, we declined that ‘suggestion’ and accepting our own liability as tradition required, we proceeded to monkey our way to the top. Of course without any stairs just getting up to the first step is slightly challenging and for some would be impossible which is actually a good thing as it keeps those that probably should not be climbing it from doing so. If you can reach the remaining steps there is still a lot of risk involved as the wood is very old and can NOT be trusted so you should place your feet on each outside edge in order to be over the steel braces where the original steps are mounted to obtain the best support. This tower is one of the taller ones so it can be quite intimidating. Any fear of heights would make this not advisable. Once at the top there is a spring loaded, heavily weighted door you have to push up while on the last steps. This is at least a 50 pound push with nothing to hold it open so if you lose your grip it would certainly knock you out and off the perch which just adds more danger to this undertaking. Of course we all live for such exploits so we made short work of getting to the top and inside what`s left of the old tower. It is rickety and does sway with any movement including any winds that might be blowing at the time. I would not recommend more than 4 at a time ever. The views are impeccable. It is rumored that if funding ever comes through that it will be converted into a safer observation tower. Either way as long as its still there I will be happy.

Here you can see the ‘airplane rock’ that sits at the end of the ridge. This is another location still on my list to visit.

Tower view. I could not help but to notice those unique looking white rock spires on the right side, center of this photo,,,

Looking down at the mini channels that lies around the base of the tower with a cool tower shadow as a bonus !
Once off the tower we took a short recess to ‘snack early and snack often’ before going down into the chasm we had been ‘flying’ over before. Tyler and John made their way down onto a ledge and with a quick, precarious climb was standing in the opening of a hidden crack about half way down which would lead into a new world of channels. Larry and I wasted no time in joining them there. It led to a maze of a smaller version of the great channels which we wasted no time in exploring. There were other routes into these chasms from ground level and it was obvious that people do go here but, we had never taken the time to explore it before on previous trips. We even found another cave room in the deepest part of it. Having another new area to play in just added more to this already rewarding foray.

Once down on the ledge which was half way to bottom, Tyler and John disappear into another crack !! This would lead into the mazes of the mini channels there

Using our lights and my camera flash, I am able to light up this completely dark cave room we found deep in the mini channels
After our play time in the mini channels, we wasted no time in continuing on to the Great Channels. We did take time to check out the top of them first by jumping over several deep chasms that are around 40 to 60 feet deep to hang out on top of the main channels for a while to give the first timers a sense of scale to the channels before proceeding down into them. This is definitely an amazing place and as John has proven it takes a minimum of 50 times visiting it to even begin to see everything it has to offer and, that is IF you know where to look. Even he still finds new things to see on each and every trip.

Larry carefully negotiates a precarious spot in order to get across the top of the channels. You do NOT want to slip here as it is a long way down into the crack which would land you in the bottom of the channels.

Live action shot of Larry the Roan Mtn Jedi as he climbs along the tops of the great channels of Virginia. Notice his hat is color coordinated with the bright red Mountain Ash tree !

These little rocky knobs that stick up everywhere along the top of the channels make it easy to trip and stumble which is something you do NOT want to do here !!

Looking towards the tower across one of the larger chasms of the channels as continue to make our way around the top

Tyler adds some scale to the top of the channels and how difficult it is to get from one to the other !
I particularly love the main entrance to the channels as it passes under what I call the ‘music note rock’ which is a smooth sided, vertical rock wall that has what appears (to me) to be a perfect Crotchet or Quarter Note. Once past this you are instantly within the channels and the adventures begin as you are transformed into a rat trapped within a maze of rock. It can be intimidating as the routes are not marked and the huge monolithic cracks vary greatly in size from large to extremely narrow. It is really hard to see it all in one trip but, between the experience of John and myself, we did a respectable job of doing so.

If you have any imagination you will see many different things here. This to me looks like a Tiki head you might see carved on something in Hawaii ? (Māori mythology)

This huge diamond shaped stone is wedged in from above as it obviously came to rest down into the chasm after millions of years of erosion. This rock has fascinated me ever since the first time I laid eyes upon it. The weight of this one stone could not be carried by any mechanical thing upon this earth !

This is like a huge Jenga tower of rocks. i would not want to be there if even one of those was to shift and fall !

It is difficult to photograph here as the light is tricky. It was too bright on this day. It also helps to put someone in the shots to show the grand scale of the place. Tyler shows the size of these immaculate chasms of stone

Unless you are very familiar with the area it is a good idea not to get separated from your group as even though you may can hear them, you may not be able to get to them !
Before continuing a full exploration and the squeezing through the numerous very tight cracks found within this mighty labyrinth of rock, John would show us one of his most recent discoveries. This required some technical climbing to reach which explains why I have never seen any previous photos or documentation of it. It was worth the extra effort to reach the intricate , lofty puckering perch that was required to see it. Located in a deep, crevasse style crack just off the beaten path and, seemingly inaccessible was a large wall that had circular striations carved into it. It was a work of art and knowing that the channels were cut and formed by ice and myself having only seen basically straight lines running vertically and horizontally in most glacial made instances, I was very intrigued and actually puzzled as to how these near perfect circles were formed. We spent some time in this area before proceeding to the rest of the main channels.

Looking up at Tyler and John as they have made the climb up to the special place John wanted to show us.

The Jedi being no stranger to tight holes and their playing hard to get has no trouble in scoring a home run with this one.

Once atop the high perch I could then see the new chasm John had found and I marveled at the circular grooved striations found in the rock wall here. It was very obvious that people do not go to this one.

If you look closely you can see John as he is high up in the attic of this grandiose chasm where the circular grooved stone wall is. This was all a very cool discovery that he had made on a previous sunrise to sunset quest
We spent most of the remaining day showing Larry and Tyler the many aspects of this exceptional area before making our way back to the top. We did take the time on our way out to stop at the ‘Hidden Channels’ again for the rapidly approaching sunset before heading back down the mountain.

Once back down from the high perch where the circle wall is, we continued showing the rest of the area to Tyler and Larry. This picture is of an area that is centralized in its location of all the cracks and chasms that I appropriately call ‘the lobby’.

One of the main channels at a time when the light was actually cooperating. This must mean it is getting late in the day.

There are not a lot of trees growing our of the channels but, the ones that are there compliment the look.

The entire place is one huge maze of these channels. There is no pattern or reason and no blazes or signs to show the way.
There is one very tight crack that we always like to go through on each visit here which is so narrow that you can not stand up in most of it but, rather you have to belly crawl through the smallest part of it. It is definitely not for the claustrophobic as it is completely dark and very hard to get through especially for someone of my size. It also requires climbing up and over a large rock obstacle one one end which is fairly hard as there are no hand or foot holds only smooth, slanted stone. We also lucked up and found a small underground room in one of the channels behind the tight squeeze crack that we had never seen before. It is always good to find new things each time we are here.

Super tight. There is just something about crawling under this much rock that makes ya hope it dont move !!

We did find a new area we had not seen before that had a hidden cave room underneath the lower stone there.

It was almost pitch dark down in the underground room we found so I had to use a flash to show the beautiful rocks that were there

Making our way back out from the newly discovered underground room. I love finding new things here on each trip.

Tyler awaits to go next through this extremely tight crack. The red is Johns light as he prepares to video us crawling back through this super tight crawl

finally back at the main entrance you can see John and the musical quarter note on the right high above him.
Once out of the channels we could see the moon already high in the sky and knew it would not be long before the impending sunset. We made our way back up to the tower and over to the hidden channels to wait on its arrival.
Of course it got dark long before we got back to the vehicle as I can not ever recall making it out while there was still light on any Camel Servicer run which makes it all the better. There is just something about hiking under the moonlight after a long, gratifying day that brings about a great peace within your soul. (This is good as it takes your mind off the pains ! ) It had been another sensational day spent in one of Nature`s finest offerings that can be found in this area. We were ready for the post hike grub out yet, none of us seem to have any pictures of it. (Pretty sure it was LaCarreta at The Pinnacle) That happens when you were that tired and that hungry which equals a stellar day in the woods. Until next time,,,
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